Blog Questions Book: Artemas Fowl and the Lost Colony
What do you think will happen next?
I think that Artemis-the fourteen year old main character- and his body guard Butler will run into some trouble trying to break into the millionaire’s mansion. I think that there will be a big conflict with being caught and having to be bailed out by there friend Holly. After this I think that all of them will have to come up with a new plan to break into the mansion.
My favorite character is……because…….
My favorite character is Butler. He appeals to me because he is a body guard. This makes him interesting to me because like most twelve year old boys I like violence and action which Butler gets a lot of. Mostly, I like his sense of style. A black suit, mirrored glasses, topped off with a shaven head.
If I was the author I would change…………
If I was the author I would change the amount of scientific conversation Artemis talks about with the other characters. Even though I always understand the point and meaning of what he is saying, it always takes me about fifteen minutes to understand one page. Other than this I would not changing anything because I think that the author did a perfect job of writing this book.
For the typed roman quiz. For all classes that are taught by you, Its on tuesday? Oops… I thought it was on Monday. Im glad i looked at your blog. Thank you.
[...] this portfolio, you’ll be writing six poems. You will write one ballad, one limerick, one acrostic, one cinquain, and two poems of your choice. The two free choice poems [...]
Hi Mr. Cole, I also teach 7th grade, although Social Studies – world history from the fall of Rome through to the Explorers where our 8th grade teachers take over. I love your web – blog – the first I’ve visited. Quite impressive work from your students and great info related to curriculum. I would love to hear more about your school and program. I live in NH and teach at Hollis Brookline Middle School. My students just made manors, castles and cathedrals as we began our Middle Ages studies. We’re exploring the plague, and will enter the crusades next week – I have done a Interactive simuation in the past, and look forward to that. Please write and would enjoy sharing ideas with you. Great site!
Sue Connelly
Thanks Sue for the nice comments. I taught on Cape Cod for 6 years before coming to Shanghai. I love the school here and the kids are great. Check out our school’s website at http://www.saschina.org
It’s an impressive school with a huge technology push. You can check other blogs and get a feel for it.
There once was a man who was old
And he wore a necklace made out of gold
One day, he went to the pub
And he got hit by a club
And that was the reason why he is bold
There was once a girl named Elaine,
Who thought she was very insane.
She tripped the poor bee,
And shouted with glee,
Now the whole grade thinks she’s inane.
There once was a tree that was tall
It grows leaves but that was not all
Apples, oranges, and pears
So as chickens, cows, and bears
This tree also looks like a ball
There was once was a girl who went for a drink
Somehow she ended up in an ice rink
She ran around in the hall
Trying to find the mall
This time she ended up in the links
umm r we supposed 2 post this here….? anyways ya that’s my limmerick lala land
~XDDD PP )) DD XPPP X)))~
There once was a dude who was bad
And everyone thought he was rad
He swore in the hallways
He bullied at the doorways
And then he got punched by his dad
There was a kid that was dumb,
all he did was drink bottles of rum.
He didn’t learn at school,
he thought he was so cool.
Now he’s grown up, he’s a bum!
Here is my really weird limerick, and this is about a kid I know, but im using a different name……………..
There once was a kid named stan………………………………………… 7 syllables
He had trouble being a man………………………………………………….8 syllables
He wore tight pants and high heels……………………………………….. 7 syllables
And drove a Cruise that has pink wheels……………………………8 syllables
And changed his name to diane ………………………………………..7 syllables
There once was a girl who liked fashion
It was one of her favorite passions
She went to the mall
Had a great big fall
And sent all the clothes racks crashin’
There once was a boy named Fred.
Who was a little weird in the head.
And when he ate cheese,
He sank to his knees,
And said “My favorite color is red!”
Basketball is an awesome sport,
It plays in a basketball court.
Dribble the basketball,
Make sure you don’t fall.
It’s a good way to score in the forecourt.
There was once a girl that did a belly flop
And she fell on a large lollipop
Her face is now smashed
And resembles pumpkin mash
But she smells like raspberry pop
There was a cat in the house
It tried to catch a small mouse
It jumped from the stairs
And crossed over a chair
And brought to that mouse to its spouse
There was once a boy named Flip.
He was a true master in slips.
He went to a school called BISS
and slipped and gave a girl a kiss.
Then he gave the girl’s saliva a sip.
Sorry, the poem is a little bit gross. But I had to post something fast because I was posting it after the deadline.
Mr. Cole=Bunny Wabbit
There once was teacher Mr. Cole
Who on MSN would type LOL
He thought it was funny
Though he was a bunny
So he ran back into his hole
Here is my lymerick:
There once was a bird named Rue
Who was scared of the slightest boo
He would scream with fright
With all his might
And scare his friends away too!
There was an enormous pig named Lily,
She was living in a barn happliy,
But she was ever so big,
No one goes near to that pig,
So she cried in her pigpen sadly.
There once was a girl called Anna
Whose favourite was Hannah Montana
She sat on the floor
Quite close to the door
And waved her hands in the air like a banner
There once was a white boy named P-dog
Who was as stupid as a fat dumb hog
He got his brains bashed out
When I dealt him a clout
That made him as stupid as a log
There once was a girl named Elaine
Who was having awful back pain
On her back were two tons
Of explosives and guns
She blew up, and then she was slain
There once was a boy named Will
Who wanted to see a windmill
He gave a little cough
And the propeller fell off
And he was crushed to death on that hill
There once was a boy named Ben
Who stabbed another Ben with a pen
The injured Ben died
Then Mr. Cole cried
And killed Ben with ten men.
There once was a boy called Michael
Who paved another Mike with a bicycle
The undead Mike got mad
And then turned really bad
And paved Michael with a tricycle.
There once was a frog in a bog.
He rode a jet-rocket log.
He met one awesome Doug.
Doug rode a jet-rocket cog.
They raced through the bog, now covered in smog.
There once was a ninth grade boy called Gary
Who had a box, which he couldn’t carry
He called a firefighter
He couldn’t do it either
So he just sat on box and ate berry
There was once was a girl named Carrie,
who really wanted to be fairy,
she had purple wings,
and acted like a king,
but she looked too much like a cherry.
There once was a boy named Paul
Who loved to roam in the mall
He wore a lot of yellow
And he seemed to be mellow
And was the funniest Looking fellow of all.
…You bet. This, by far, is their predominant drive. Being famous encompasses a few important functions: it endows the narcissist with power, provides him with a constant Source of Narcissistic Supply (admiration, adoration, approval, awe), and fulfil…
there once was an overemotional guy
who’s only solution for problems is to cry
he sadly decided to go to a shrink.
and now instead of crying he drinks.
The Rome Empire was really mean,
People shout, “How mean they had been”.
The Rome Empire said, “Kill them, hit them, and wipe them out”,
People cried and run without doubt.
There once was a girl in the Middle Ages,
Who liked to keep her birds in cages,
She was betrothed to a hairy, fat pig,
So to avoid it, she disguised herself with a wig
This poem is so long because I had A LOT of time in ELO so I had to do something.
(Skype and Ichat weren’t an option)
creating the perfect poem, is a real problem,
you look for the best word but than you realize
you try to find and awesome rhyme but only come up with a pair of words that may have a small connection but not more.
than,
after staying awake all night long, writing a poem that will look right
your will most probably be sleep deprived
Writing a poem is a real pain
but in the end, you get a(tiny) bit of fame.
October 14th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Blog Questions Book: Artemas Fowl and the Lost Colony
What do you think will happen next?
I think that Artemis-the fourteen year old main character- and his body guard Butler will run into some trouble trying to break into the millionaire’s mansion. I think that there will be a big conflict with being caught and having to be bailed out by there friend Holly. After this I think that all of them will have to come up with a new plan to break into the mansion.
My favorite character is……because…….
My favorite character is Butler. He appeals to me because he is a body guard. This makes him interesting to me because like most twelve year old boys I like violence and action which Butler gets a lot of. Mostly, I like his sense of style. A black suit, mirrored glasses, topped off with a shaven head.
If I was the author I would change…………
If I was the author I would change the amount of scientific conversation Artemis talks about with the other characters. Even though I always understand the point and meaning of what he is saying, it always takes me about fifteen minutes to understand one page. Other than this I would not changing anything because I think that the author did a perfect job of writing this book.
Billy Lomason Period I Mr. Cole’s Humanities
October 17th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
[...] Read the rest of this great post here [...]
September 19th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I hate HW!
October 4th, 2008 at 1:39 am
I also hat HW
October 17th, 2008 at 1:10 am
It seemed like such a short while ago when we current 8th graders were studying Rome! How time flies…
October 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am
OMG! write me.
I’m from denmark,.
I LOOOOOOVE DALLAS WINSTON.
he’s the tuffest guy ever walk on this
world maaan !!!!
msn: sofie2680@hotmail.com
November 1st, 2008 at 11:07 pm
For the typed roman quiz. For all classes that are taught by you, Its on tuesday? Oops… I thought it was on Monday. Im glad i looked at your blog. Thank you.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:15 am
Hi there!
I just wrote a post about creating a Works Cited page online that follows MLA guidelines. Feel free to pass it onto your students!
http://teachers.saschina.org/adecardy/2008/11/20/creating-your-works-cited-page-just-got-easier/
November 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
hey he is hot
December 5th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Dally is really cute. I would go for him before sodapop
January 21st, 2009 at 8:39 pm
[...] Feudalism writing assignment [...]
March 5th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
[...] this portfolio, you’ll be writing six poems. You will write one ballad, one limerick, one acrostic, one cinquain, and two poems of your choice. The two free choice poems [...]
March 6th, 2009 at 10:25 am
YAY!
me and connie’s
AWESOME CINQUAIN
??
March 21st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
i cant access anything and i need to 4 homework so u should unlock some poems 4 kids like me.
April 7th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Do we do it on the blog or on paper?
April 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Hi Mr. Cole, I also teach 7th grade, although Social Studies – world history from the fall of Rome through to the Explorers where our 8th grade teachers take over. I love your web – blog – the first I’ve visited. Quite impressive work from your students and great info related to curriculum. I would love to hear more about your school and program. I live in NH and teach at Hollis Brookline Middle School. My students just made manors, castles and cathedrals as we began our Middle Ages studies. We’re exploring the plague, and will enter the crusades next week – I have done a Interactive simuation in the past, and look forward to that. Please write and would enjoy sharing ideas with you. Great site!
Sue Connelly
April 15th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Thanks Sue for the nice comments. I taught on Cape Cod for 6 years before coming to Shanghai. I love the school here and the kids are great. Check out our school’s website at http://www.saschina.org
It’s an impressive school with a huge technology push. You can check other blogs and get a feel for it.
Take care
April 28th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Mr Cole,
I forgot to get a professional plastic sleeve, can i get it tomorrow at humanities?
May 7th, 2009 at 6:30 am
Hi Mr.Cole,
I know Duke Ellington, but I never knew he wrote orchestral suites! That’s cool, and I’ll look at more of his music in the future.
And I’m pretty certain I know where that essay is, so thankfully, it isn’t lost!
Sam
May 20th, 2009 at 12:17 am
deep oceans (Jessica Liu)
May 20th, 2009 at 12:18 am
robotic (Josephine)
May 20th, 2009 at 12:19 am
owen- alternate fuel/energy sources
May 20th, 2009 at 3:37 am
space (living on moons)
May 20th, 2009 at 6:52 am
transportation
May 20th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Ryan IK
1-robots (technolgy turn against us)
2-Mayan calendar
3-weapons
May 20th, 2009 at 8:00 am
My choices:
1. Stem Cell research
2. Weapons
3. Eco Solutions.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:53 am
microbiology
May 20th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Green architecture or architecture
May 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
topics
1)Weapons
2)Transportation
3)Robotics
May 20th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Robotics as first choice
holograms as second
organ transplant
May 20th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
My chioce:
1 Future war
2 Transportation
3 Levels of Pain and ways to release it
May 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
First choice-Architecture(improving of buildings)
Second choice- nanotechnology
Jonathan-HJ Period
May 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
1. Weapons of the future
2.Alternative fuel
3.computerized clothing
May 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
topic choices
1) bio-technology
2) effects of global warming
3) transportation
May 20th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
actually my third choice is architecture
May 20th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
My topics for Exploration 2029 are as follows:
Choice #1: Transportation
Choice #2: Future Weaponry
Choice #3: Terraforming
May 20th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
1) flying cars !
2) underwater living O:
3) phones (:
May 20th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
1) Underwater Living
2) Body Repair
3) How did Earth Form?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Top three topic choices:
1) Cloning
2) Robotics
3) Holographic entertainment
May 20th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
1. bio engineering
2. robotics
3. weapons
May 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
1.CO2 seperating
2.Space colonization
3.Alternative feul
May 20th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
1. Meaning of life
2. Brain transplant
3. City
May 20th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
1. Green Energy
2.deep sea exploration
3.I.T technology
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
1. Geoscience (Underneath the earth)
2. Apocalypse
May 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Transportation
Weapons
Apocalypse
May 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Hannah IK
1. Apocalypse
2. Cancer
3. Cloning
May 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
1. Synthetic Food
2. robotics
3. flying cars
May 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
1. energy
2. war
3. transportation
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
MY top 3 choices:
1. Underwater living
2. When will the world end (2012)
3. Future transportation
May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
1.Homes
2.Phones
3.Hadron Collider =]
May 31st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Dude – that is the scariest teacher blog header ever! Luv it!
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Hi, Super post, Need to mark it on Digg
November 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Thanks Stephenie, I missed the “a” in Claassen.
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February 16th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Mr. Cole when can we do another blog journal?
February 18th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
What are those codes Mr. Cole?
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
isn’t suppose to be peevish not pevish and discreet not descreet?
Hannah
February 25th, 2010 at 11:37 am
This limerick is from Eric, our Red limerick master.
There once was a block of ice
That tasted alot like rice
It fell off the table
And into the stable
And crushed the little white mice
February 25th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
There once was a man who was old
And he wore a necklace made out of gold
One day, he went to the pub
And he got hit by a club
And that was the reason why he is bold
February 25th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
There was once a girl named Elaine,
Who thought she was very insane.
She tripped the poor bee,
And shouted with glee,
Now the whole grade thinks she’s inane.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
There once was a tree that was tall
It grows leaves but that was not all
Apples, oranges, and pears
So as chickens, cows, and bears
This tree also looks like a ball
February 25th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
There once was a boy named Ben
Who was stabbed by a very long pen
There was a hole in his head
Very big and very red
But was somehow saved by a hen
February 25th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
hi Mr. Cole!! this is my limmerick ………..
There was once was a girl who went for a drink
Somehow she ended up in an ice rink
She ran around in the hall
Trying to find the mall
This time she ended up in the links
umm r we supposed 2 post this here….? anyways ya that’s my limmerick
lala land
PP 
)) 
DD XPPP X)))~
~XDDD
February 25th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
There once was a dude who was bad
And everyone thought he was rad
He swore in the hallways
He bullied at the doorways
And then he got punched by his dad
February 25th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
My Limerick:)
There once was a girl named Zoe White
She ran fast, faster than light
She set out one day
And then on her way
Turned back and returned the next night
-Jojo:D
February 25th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
There was a kid that was dumb,
all he did was drink bottles of rum.
He didn’t learn at school,
he thought he was so cool.
Now he’s grown up, he’s a bum!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
There once was a boy that was kind,
But he sadly turned quite blind
He ran to the mall
And hit a white wall
And he then looses his mind!
February 25th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Here is my really weird limerick, and this is about a kid I know, but im using a different name……………..
There once was a kid named stan………………………………………… 7 syllables
He had trouble being a man………………………………………………….8 syllables
He wore tight pants and high heels……………………………………….. 7 syllables
And drove a Cruise that has pink wheels……………………………8 syllables
And changed his name to diane ………………………………………..7 syllables
February 25th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
There once was a girl who liked fashion
It was one of her favorite passions
She went to the mall
Had a great big fall
And sent all the clothes racks crashin’
February 25th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Random poem I though of
There once was an beautiful person
The others were no comparison
whenever I was blue
I knew you would be true
but my mind is on her every season
February 25th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Here’s my limerick
There once was a boy named Tim
He was in a soccer team
He kicked the ball too high
Everybody cry and sigh
His brusque coach was full of steam
February 26th, 2010 at 6:43 am
There once was a girl named Kate
Who wanted to go on a date
All the boy’s said no
Then it started to snow
But it was to late to ask for a date.
Kate!(!!)
February 26th, 2010 at 7:54 am
There once was a cat
Who was considerably fat
It chased a ball
And ran into a wall
Which made him splat
-Diane-
February 26th, 2010 at 7:55 am
There once was a guy called Roy
Who was addicted to toys
He saw a toy shop
Went in with a hop
And landed on another boy
-John Kim-
February 26th, 2010 at 7:56 am
There once was a cat
Who was considerably fat
It chased a ball
And ran into a wall
Which made him splat
February 26th, 2010 at 7:57 am
There once was a guy called Roy
Who was addicted to toys
He saw a toy shop
Went in with a hop
And landed on another boy
February 26th, 2010 at 10:06 am
There once was a boy named Fred.
Who was a little weird in the head.
And when he ate cheese,
He sank to his knees,
And said “My favorite color is red!”
February 26th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Basketball is an awesome sport,
It plays in a basketball court.
Dribble the basketball,
Make sure you don’t fall.
It’s a good way to score in the forecourt.
February 26th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
There once was this foolish guy
Who tried to touch the sky
Jumping from the plane
Only gave him pain
And in the end he died
February 26th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
There was once a girl that did a belly flop
And she fell on a large lollipop
Her face is now smashed
And resembles pumpkin mash
But she smells like raspberry pop
February 26th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
There was a cat in the house
It tried to catch a small mouse
It jumped from the stairs
And crossed over a chair
And brought to that mouse to its spouse
February 26th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
There once was a man named Lars
Who came from the planet of Mars
He had two green feet
And yellow buck teeth
And now he is kicked to afar
~Wenj(:
February 26th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
There was once a boy named Flip.
He was a true master in slips.
He went to a school called BISS
and slipped and gave a girl a kiss.
Then he gave the girl’s saliva a sip.
Sorry, the poem is a little bit gross. But I had to post something fast because I was posting it after the deadline.
February 27th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Mr. Cole=Bunny Wabbit
There once was teacher Mr. Cole
Who on MSN would type LOL
He thought it was funny
Though he was a bunny
So he ran back into his hole
February 27th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
These are just some limericks I came up with…
1)
There once lived three little lice
they skated out on the ice
The ice, it cracked,
and on it they slapped
Till along, came three little mice.
2)
There once was a small little pig,
who really just hated to dig.
The pig sat down,
and started to frown,
Till someone gave him a wig.
3) This one isn’t the best:
There once lived a boy named Jack,
Who was always using his Mac.
Till during a joke,
His Mac, it broke.
When Jack caused it to crack.
February 28th, 2010 at 12:15 am
Here is my lymerick:
There once was a bird named Rue
Who was scared of the slightest boo
He would scream with fright
With all his might
And scare his friends away too!
February 28th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
There once was a boy named Jerry
Whose arms were extremely hairy.
They were covered in fur,
Soft and fuzzy for sure,
Even snakes would find him scary!
February 28th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Lina Oh-Blue class
Limerick
There was an enormous pig named Lily,
She was living in a barn happliy,
But she was ever so big,
No one goes near to that pig,
So she cried in her pigpen sadly.
February 28th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Mr. Cole AR is not working
Limerick
There once was a boy named Josh
Josh was very, very posh
He tripped on a stick
Changed his name to Dick
There once was a boy named Josh
March 1st, 2010 at 9:04 am
There was a girl called Birdy,
She was not steady
And she didn’t want to marry
Finally she got rid of suitors,
She met the Shaggy
March 1st, 2010 at 9:05 am
There once was a girl called Anna
Whose favourite was Hannah Montana
She sat on the floor
Quite close to the door
And waved her hands in the air like a banner
March 1st, 2010 at 9:06 am
The boys name was Gorge
All he did was my chores
The kitchen was white
He didn’t seem to be right
That’s why I have wars
March 1st, 2010 at 9:19 am
Mr. Cole,
this is my poem thing
There was a boy from mars,
who always sleep in class.
his breath is so bad,
that it drives me mad.
It smells like rotten grass.
March 1st, 2010 at 11:13 am
There once was a white boy named P-dog
Who was as stupid as a fat dumb hog
He got his brains bashed out
When I dealt him a clout
That made him as stupid as a log
There once was a girl named Elaine
Who was having awful back pain
On her back were two tons
Of explosives and guns
She blew up, and then she was slain
There once was a boy named Will
Who wanted to see a windmill
He gave a little cough
And the propeller fell off
And he was crushed to death on that hill
There once was a boy named Ben
Who stabbed another Ben with a pen
The injured Ben died
Then Mr. Cole cried
And killed Ben with ten men.
There once was a boy called Michael
Who paved another Mike with a bicycle
The undead Mike got mad
And then turned really bad
And paved Michael with a tricycle.
March 1st, 2010 at 6:45 pm
THE BEST LIMERICK EVA!
There once was a frog in a bog.
He rode a jet-rocket log.
He met one awesome Doug.
Doug rode a jet-rocket cog.
They raced through the bog, now covered in smog.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 am
There once was a boy, Daniel,
who fall in love with ballerina.
He brought the roes,
and broke his nose.
Then he falls in love with cleaner.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:01 am
There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light,
She started in Sudan,
Prepare to go to Iran,
And she returned on that night.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 am
There once was a ninth grade boy called Gary
Who had a box, which he couldn’t carry
He called a firefighter
He couldn’t do it either
So he just sat on box and ate berry
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
There once was a pig named Log,
Who liked to dance in the fog,
He danced around the house,
Wearing a big fat blouse,
Then slipped on a big wide bog.
~Eric H
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 am
There once was a girl named Goa,
Who owned a large pink boa,
She went to the zoo,
Had nothing to do,
So she married a guy named Noah.
*Karina.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 am
When Miss Piggy is around
She always weigh a pound
She went to the zoo
Didn’t know what to do
So she went to sleep on the ground
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 am
There once was a shiny blue pen.
A girl gave that pen to a hen.
The poor hen was sold
For a price of the gold
Sadly got eaten by Ben.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 am
There was once was a girl named Carrie,
who really wanted to be fairy,
she had purple wings,
and acted like a king,
but she looked too much like a cherry.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 am
There once was a boy named Ben Wu
Who had really smelly poo
He like to drink bear
And get chased by bears
At last, he because the bear’s food.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 am
There once was a boy named Paul
Who loved to roam in the mall
He wore a lot of yellow
And he seemed to be mellow
And was the funniest Looking fellow of all.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:45 am
Ben Zhou
Is in Jazz Band
Plays many awesome games
Kind and caring to everyone
Nice guy
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:52 am
Big Boi
Clean canto boi
Must be perfectionist
Cares about the environment
Cripple
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:53 am
Everytime forgets everything
Weirdo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:53 am
Here is one about a knight (essential question)
The Knight
Brave and noble
Receives land from barons
Very cruel to serfs and peasants
Noble
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
Parker
white and funny
plays COD on bus daily
he is a cold blooded person
Rich boy
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 am
Mr Cole, I can’t correct that thing so I’m writing it again
Miss King
Old, hysterical
don’t wash her coffee cup
Everytime forgets everything
weirdo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
Ocean
Nice and caring.
Hugs William at school.
Funny and kind to his best friends
Awesome
~Eric
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
snow day
stay home all day
have lots of snowball fights
happiness leaks from every child
so fun
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 am
Birdy
Compassionate
Likes to help other beasts
Angry to suitors and her dad
Kindly
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 am
King Cole
A jolly old soul
Loves to teach children
Kind,nice understanding,and funny
and tall
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 am
Mike Shen.
Cool and Awesome.
Acts stupid sometimes, though.
Happy, also Energetic.
Smart dude.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 am
Megan
Really awesome
Loves to play computer
Feel happy for most of the time
Joyful.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 am
Summer
Hot, humid air
Children playing outdoors
Release and freedom from homework
Fun times
~Wenj(:
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:05 am
Hannah
Likes reading books
Likes telling jokes to friends
Sad, tired but sometimes happy
Boyer
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 am
Thanks remy!
Remy.
very tall and cool.
he plays a lot of cod.
he is a very awesome friend.
super.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 am
Baby
Cute, Lovable
Likes sleeping and playing
Cutest thing in the whole wide world
Smiley
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 am
Ipod
Small, Shiny
Plays music all the time
Versatile at almost everything
So Good!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 am
I LIKE!
I like
different things.
I play a lot of cod.
it makes me feel happy.
so cool.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 am
Textbooks
Big and heavy
We read it all the time
There’s a lot of problems to solve
Boring
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:09 am
Thanks for the information! Very useful!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:09 am
Candy
Yummy and sweet
Makes people so happy
Everybody wants some more
Heaven
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 am
kitties
soft, luvable
tumbling, scratching, playing
cute and cuddly when it’s awake
kitten
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 am
Friendship
Loving, Caring
Comforts people when they’re sad
Life is awesome with many friends
Close bond
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 am
The King
Most powerful
He controls all the land
Happy and no worries in life.
Rich man
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 am
Listen,
What Jenny Says
She is screaming loudly
Towards the active lady bug
Help her!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 am
In school
So much homework
Receiving more essays
Tired of late nights and much stress
It’s tough
Jojo:D
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
Not the best, but oh well!
School Days
Long and boring.
That is, until lunch time.
Then everyone runs, and skips
to eat.
(I’m hungry, I can’t think! D:)
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
David
Silly, Selfish
Hit, bully, threaten
Angry, jealous, hyper and weird
Busted!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:17 am
Protoss
Hates violence
Mothership demolishes all
Deeply loves their home land of Aiur
Epic race
-Eric W.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:17 am
Rangers
invisible
genius, accurate,fast
somber,exciting,climbing
tyro
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
Brian
cantonese, cool
plays soccer all the time
he will have a successful life
awesome
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
Sexism.
disgusting, wrong,
most unfair to women,
makes girls sad and belittled,
awful.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 am
Wenjie
Friendly and nice
Always there for her friends
Usually optimistic
Awesome
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 am
Burger
Big and tasty
Makes people big and fat
Fears nutritionists and doctors
Oily
-John Kim-
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Werido
Strange,unfriendly and weird
He beats people and slaps them hard
Meany
Jeff Ding
Good at soccer
He can win the world cup
He is the future Ronaldo
success
Howitt
Funny,awesome
Not like other teachers
Makes education fun and jokes
different
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Mac Book
Digital, smart
Helps people all the time
Not greedy and can’t be greedy
Easy
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:22 am
Rangers
invisible
genius, accurate, fast
somber, exciting, climbing
tyro
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:22 am
Suitors
Never give up
Want to marry Catherine
Very greedy, but sometimes, rich
Bombers!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:22 am
Spring Time
Beautiful,nice
Flowers swaying with joy
Children play happily outside
Carefree
~Michelle
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 am
Mansion
big and comfy
lives a lot of people
haunted but still in a good shape
scary
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 am
Music
Meaning of life
Makes world a better place
Music is what makes us happy
Freedom
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Heroo
Silly, selfish
hit, bully, threaten
angry, hyper, bad, and tattletale
Busted
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 am
Monkey,
very bad breath.
urgently needs colgate.
He eats cow dung in his free time.
smelly.
…
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
Big Bang
Favorite star
Shines when sing a song
Victory is my favorite
The Star
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
eric
mean and rude
lots of creepy stalkers
shall terminate humanity
nasty
-Avani V.
I am kidding this is not meant to offend eric this is just out of teasing
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 am
Birdy
didn’t married
Against many suitors
Poor, Busy Catherine birdy
Birdy
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 am
Ben Zhou
Nice friend to have
Haves fun with his best friends
He loves Canada very much
The Friend
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 am
Chicken,
small, fat, yellow.
Gets run over from monster truck.
likes to eat buffet when they’re full.
no friends.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 am
Juney.
Lord of pimples.
Plays the lamest flash games.
Wants to ditch homework and schoolwork.
Smelly.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 am
Juney.
Lord of pimples.
Plays the lamest flash games.
Wants his “garden of roses” gone.
Smelly.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:44 am
Aelis
Kindly and ice
Gossips about people
In love with Catherine’s uncle
Good friend
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:47 am
Essential Question for Fear:
Monsters
Slimy, stinky
Scares a lot of people
People are paranoid with fear
Scary
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
DK
likes to have fun
he has a lot of friends
he feels so high when having fun.
YAAAY (pronounced yae yuh)
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:04 am
Are Narcissists addicted to being famous?…
…You bet. This, by far, is their predominant drive. Being famous encompasses a few important functions: it endows the narcissist with power, provides him with a constant Source of Narcissistic Supply (admiration, adoration, approval, awe), and fulfil…
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:07 am
Rachel
Loyal, caring
Secrets are safe with her
Most of the time she is cheerful
Coolsome (like awesome and cool at the same time)
~Wenj(:
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Joshua, don’t be mean. Jeez.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:09 am
There was a guy called Shaggy Beard
Who was so crazy and weird
He wanted to marry a 12 year old
When he is so ugly and cold
March 4th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Although rat may come
We all may have to run
This game of chase will be fun
Until the rat ends up biting some.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:11 am
A kid is on the run
Chased by the police
He kills them with his gun
And is waiting for his release
March 4th, 2010 at 10:12 am
The boy stood in the hall
Trying to find his ball
He couldn’t find even though he tried
So he sat down and started to cry
March 4th, 2010 at 10:14 am
There was a dude
Who ate lots of food
He ate some wasabi pie
and then he started to cry
March 4th, 2010 at 10:14 am
There was a dude called Paul Nam,
Who liked to eat chinese Dim sum.
When someone asked why,
He said” Go die!”
March 4th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Jeffrey owns the rainbow,
but sometimes he hurts his toe.
He can really shoot,
with the end of his boot.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Juniper has all the zits.
He plays the drum kit.
His friends say he is funny.
His wallet is never has any money.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:17 am
I slipped on the ice
Afraid of the lice
But sadly i had all mouse
that chased me all over the house
March 4th, 2010 at 10:17 am
There once was a peasant named Jane,
who was thrown down the sewers,
her skirt went down the drain,
and her thumb went to the baker’s.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Birdy was engaged to Shaggy Beard.
He died with no warning,
No one was mourning,
And Birdy got out of the marriage she feared.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Writing a limerick is hard,
But once you know it’s fine.
However, if you’re off guard,
The lines will not shine
March 4th, 2010 at 10:19 am
There was a Korean dude,
who always had a mood.
When someone watched brain pop,
he went to eat bibimbop.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Birdy, running away from the future,
she thinks her life was in torture.
She couldn’t stand it anymore,
and wanted to escape even more.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:22 am
there once was an overemotional guy
who’s only solution for problems is to cry
he sadly decided to go to a shrink.
and now instead of crying he drinks.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:25 am
There was a guy who was odd,
In the bus he always played COD.
When he got busted by bus monitor,
She somehow got stabbed by a crusader.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:26 am
There once was a guy called John
Who was playing chess with Luke
He moved one of his pawn
Which took his Rook.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:14 am
I’m a dino hear me roar,
I jump up and down in the store.
Whenever the owner comes to kick me out,
I always run away and call him a trout.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:15 am
There was a guy
He thought he couldn’t die
He jumped off a shed
Now he’s dead
March 4th, 2010 at 11:16 am
A scared convict escaped from jail
And many police were on his tail.
He was so frightened by the law
He killed himself with a chainsaw.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Parker was scared of the mall
So he stayed outside
And played baseball
But never went inside
March 4th, 2010 at 11:18 am
In a deep dark night
Somebody was mourning
It was the bravest knight
Just waiting for the morning
March 4th, 2010 at 11:19 am
There once was a guy
Who loved to lie
One day he got caught
And in detention he fought
After the fall of Rome
People forgot their way home
Not only that but everything else to
All they remembered is cows go Moo
March 4th, 2010 at 11:20 am
There was a fierce, brave knight.
With a sword that shone in the light.
He fought to protect the king.
And was granted a gold ring.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:22 am
There once was a dude
he was so rude
he saw a old man
and called him a ram
March 4th, 2010 at 11:22 am
The Rome Empire was really mean,
People shout, “How mean they had been”.
The Rome Empire said, “Kill them, hit them, and wipe them out”,
People cried and run without doubt.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Fear can affect you
when people make you do something you don’t want to
because you worry what they might say
so you follow their own malicious way
March 4th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I bought a shiny pen
But I dropped it on the ground
And broken by naughty Ben
So I quickly chased him around
March 4th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
The king is the top lord
Barons make the rules
Knights fights with swords
Peasants farm with the their tools
March 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am
There was once a girl called Catherine
But people called her Birdy
She loved to get dirty
To look scary for the suture
March 5th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Macbook is awesome and cool.
But don’t bring it to the pool.
I really warn you seriously.
You are gonna cry so sadly.
March 5th, 2010 at 11:10 am
There once was a girl in the Middle Ages,
Who liked to keep her birds in cages,
She was betrothed to a hairy, fat pig,
So to avoid it, she disguised herself with a wig
March 5th, 2010 at 11:13 am
There once was a kid name ocean
He ran with a lot of motion
He created a secret potion
His secret required alot of lotion
March 5th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Quatrain
There are social structures In every medieval town
But not all towns have a clown
The King is at the top
And the serfs handle the pots.
March 5th, 2010 at 11:22 am
This poem is so long because I had A LOT of time in ELO so I had to do something.
(Skype and Ichat weren’t an option)
creating the perfect poem, is a real problem,
you look for the best word but than you realize
you try to find and awesome rhyme but only come up with a pair of words that may have a small connection but not more.
than,
after staying awake all night long, writing a poem that will look right
your will most probably be sleep deprived
Writing a poem is a real pain
but in the end, you get a(tiny) bit of fame.
March 5th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Quatrain
Of course the king is the best
Barons rule so many manors
Knights want to earn some honors
And peasants wait for the harvest